Lady Luck LyricsLady Luck, you got your game, but I'm through with it
Cuz now I see that luck has nothing to do with it
I bet wad after wad, til' i'm ready to burst
You never put out, baby my nut hurts
Lady Luck, you got that piece. I'm through with you!
So, mark those cards, roll those dice
There's a coochie called fortune and I'm taking a slice
Lady Luck, you frigid bitch, I'm through with you!
Lady Luck, I think you knew just how to make me fall
Blowing on my dice as if they were my balls
You fondled the deck like it was a dick
But when the cards were dealt I didn't get shit
Lady Luck, what the fuck is up with that?
If my knob is getting pumped or waxed
Is it too much to ask for one fucking jack?
Lady Luck you muzzily cunt
Lady Luck you fucking fuckface
Lady Luck you fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Your two-faced whore!
Jack!
